i was glued to the monitor like a someone who was betting on the dogs at walthamstow. the funny thing was i actually used one of the auction sniper sites, which would put in my ultra-fantastic bid of 3 seconds before the bidding war ends – which i naively felt would blow the competition away.

10… 9… 8…

aiyaaa. cepat laaahh!!!!

yes!!! 3… 2… 1…

*and suddenly silence* (to paraphrase obi-wan kenobi)

fcukrawalaaaaaaa!!!!! cibretttttttttttt!!!!! p***tieeeennnnnnnnngggggg!!!!!

J**O LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!

just don’t ask.

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on a happier note, i received my electric mistress this morning. picked it up at the royal mail depot before going to work. showed it off to my consultant colleague who was also into guitars. rushed home and on the way, bought some 9v batteries.

it sounded glorious. sent feedback to puan McC of dover, new hampshire.

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