note: i’ve got ways to make you girls think i look like brad pitt. so, don’t worry.
and guys, you can keep your natalie portman. fake or otherwise.
｢mu chitsujo no i｣ v3.2
Calon isteri
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What do you mean, ‘guys’? I take offence to this!!!
Also, Anuar has Rachel, Jim’s otherwise attached; so we all know who Natalie has always been with, right?
OK, I’ll go take those shooting lessons. That second picture is the best!
kudo errrr
I have already bedded a few of these women including the real deal….. they dont call me the Malaysian Brad pitt(‘ shaved look!) for nothing you know…..
I can pass u some of their phone numbers if you like. Most of them tend to be high maintanence so best bet is to start training on those ab muscles now!!!!!
Seems fair. I get Natalie, you get Angie.Her collagen lips scare me anyway. It just screams I am going to eat you. (which is not such a bad thing actually)
The movie is being released in August over here! Boleh tak? Am so going to camp out in cinemas next weekend. korang gi la jalan jalan.
Fuhh…angelina jolie-liked person ..?
Definitely not me…huhuhuh
I wish I can fit into a black dress like your calon isteri… 😉
Kudo,
I know a girl who looks and talks like Angelina Jolie, 26, lives in TW and currently celibate 😉 and no she has no extra baggage (crazy ex husband and adopted kiddies)
Jolie’s hot, but I think Halle Berry’s hotter than Natalie…
I have one…
idlan: i thought her name is dolly, and not natalie. 😉
pyin: you go, girl!
nikabidin: i thought i told you to lay off the psychotropics.
aF: damn right.
nana ke?: *squirrel*
norzu: i can’t either.
lisa: can’t do much if celibacy is the operative word, innit? 😆
delirium: halle berry? not my type.
trabye: who is that?
Trabye: Your candidate gets immediate disqualification. Why? Because of this…
KL city n SuBanG jAya..
She alternates between caps and no caps! That’s thoroughly annoying!!! Arrrgghhhh… My OCD is getting to me!
Waaahhhh… I don’t know, dude. She scares me, that woman. And can someone please tell me which parts of her are real? Put my mind to rest.
jaki la tu.
(and 100 points for trabye!!)
Dream on lah… she’s mine! All mine!
Sorry, sorry….
she’s too beautiful to be true. u can always try kudo. no need to look like brad pitt, i mean look at billy bob and he got to marry her. hehehe…
Just someone I once communicated with… nice girl.
alahai Kudo!
celibacy isn’t that relevant when you’re just out for coffee and cakes non? Unless you have macro plans 😛
kudo: suggest you print out a pic of la jolie to show to the makciks who ask ‘bila lagi nak berdua?’ at weddings. say, ‘saya nak yang ni, boleh tolong carikan?’
P/s:- what if she does indeed, turn out to be one of those annoying females who tYPe LiKe ThIS? Sanggup?
Hummana hummana…
Eeheeemmmm….. welll well okie okie… i ngaku she was with me …. teman i shopping that day. 😉
sial la itu bill bob
dia sudah bang ANgie Jo and Halle Berry ikut belakang man!!
cilaka punya red neck…
sabar, saudara fake.