Location: Security desk at a teaching hospital lobby.
Time: 1835 hours
Saya nak datang melawat isteri saya yang dipindahkan ke tingkat 6. Itu wad surgikal ke?
Sakit apa?
Ya?
Sakit apeee? (sounding annoyed)
Pancreatitis.
Pancreatis… apa tuh? (mumbles and points us to the lifts)
Moral of the story: Just answer the question when someone asks you one.
Lol..