you’ve heard stories of how some malaysian expats returning with a lilt/twang/brogue after spending x years away from home (where x can be at least 6 months). or you’d see them with highlights and tinted contacts.

wait, you don’t have to be abroad to look like that.

anyway, i digress.

well, i want to reassure you that in no way i have changed after being in blighty for nearly nineteen years (has it been that long already? shikes!).

in my profession, you’d do your best to not be in the papers. however, after commencing in my recent post, i thought it’d be great to spot a piece with your name in it (i present evidence at the HM coroner’s court on a regular basis).

this was taken from a local (free) weekly in the dearne valley.

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i am out.

no, not in a closet kind of way.

she‘s still there, though.